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HI HOFF FANS! We all know David Hasselhoff is a living legend. No other man has done so much for big chest hair and smooth chatup lines. David Hasselhoff is a god. Not only a magnificent actor/singer, but an incredible maker of television & film. Every woman desires him. Every man aspires to his hairy manliness. Want to impress your friends? Printout and make the exclusive David Hasselhoff paper airplane! Want great deals on Dave's CDs, DVDs or videos? Go to our Amazon Hoff Shop If you would like to receive email updates, or would just like to share your David Hasselhoff stories, send an email to davidsthong@hotmail.com |
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We worship you, worship you, David Hasselhoff! Where do you live? In a castle of course, with lawns awash with your fans, glorious choruses, playing of bands, the joy and delerium of being quite near to Hasselhoff! Hasselhoff! Hasselhoff's here! We adore you, beseech you, implore you oh lord, drop down your shield and show us your sword! One time we tried to hire out a glider to fly over you and Kitt filming Knight Rider. Then into an elephant I cut a gray notch before sitting down to see you in Bay Watch. The Hasselhoff doll that I keep in my room full size with a jacket that I pray to in times of prospective doom, it saves me, delivers me, exports me to lands where I'm shielded from danger by your gentle hands. But most of all we adore your heavy brown hair, your muscular body and jaw firm and square. Oh Hasselhoff, Hasselhoff, Hasselhoff D - you're more of a man than I'll ever be!
Written with respect and awe by Jem. |
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Nice hair Dave, but who's driving Kitt? Click to find out. |
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Chilled out Dave |
Trousers...chaffing |
Sports Dave |
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Happy Dave |
Bad Dave |
Mulleted Dave |
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Our Dave showing off |
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Those eyes... |
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Having a wee in the sea |
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Click to see the best picture ever! |
